You Stiff-Necked Schmendricks
Believing Is Seeing
There Comes a Time
Cultivating the Five Percent
Coming and Going
The Grand Illuminator
I Am the Bread of Life
"Go with Me on This"
Don't Grab the Rope
Love Is Always Having
Jesus Said WHAT?!
What Forgiveness Is Not
Letting Go of the Ledger
How Heavy Is That?
Who Invited Mary?
There's Some Road Work Ahead!
Save the Date
You Know What They Say About Assume
Use It Or Lose It?
It's All About the Follow Through
You Look Just Like Your Father!
Turning the World Outside In
When the Best Is STILL Bad
Just Plain Nuts
No Excuse Sunday
A True Cost-Benefit Analysis
Like a Rock?
A High Sodium Diet
Goats Who Would Be Sheep
Put on the Full Armor of Google
Are We Really to Rejoice
Standing on the Promises
When in Doubt
What Does the Bible Have to Say About
Did Jesus Really Just Say That?
Will the Poor Always Be with Us?
A Word to Fathers About Women
But What About the In-Between?
Call to Worship and Wonder
Mom Wasn't Always Right
Scale, Colander, and Fractal
Learning the Love Language of Jesus
The Truth, the Whole Truth,
Life Twixt the Gate and the Garden
It Will Never Happen to Me
Chickens with Their Heads Cut Off
The First Step Is a DOOZY!
Looking For Your Keys
Jesus' Catch and Release Policy
One More Time
Fixing Broken Things
Outing Your Inner Judas
Let's Go Out There and Be Meek
Twenty Seconds of Insane Courage
The Inability to do Nothing
New Year? Already?
So, What Now?
The Christmas Story
Withness and With-in-ness
And, There Will be Singing!
The Butterfly Effect
Being Put on Retainer
A Million Miles Wide and Half an Inch Thick
Picking the 'P's Out of the Holiday Feast
If the Devil Can't Make You Bad...
The Proud Saint and the Humble Sinner
Why We're So Angry, Part 2
The Trouble with Trolls
Three Little Steps
A Moveable Feas
No Anak or Nephilim Need Apply
An Extravagant Life
A Word About Work
What Kind of Church Do We Want to Be?
Where There Is Rubber, There is Road: When Your Neighbors and Friends Don't Have a Prayer
A Prayer Offered in Faith...
An Eye for an Eye? Really?
If I’ve Told You Once, I've Told You a Million Times: "Have Sword Will Travel"
We’re Here, We're Poor, Get Used to It! Why It Pays to Own a Study Bible
Salt, Light, Yeast, and Weeds
Updating the Ol' Wish List
Cars Are the Source of All Evil
Only One Guarantee
God Won’t Give Me More Than I Can Handle! Or, Will He?
Refer, Refer, Refer
Remind Me Again What it is We Are Remembering
Following the Recipe
There Are Heroes Among Us
For Lack of a Better Word
Bad Calls from the Bible: The Curse of the Corner Office
Bad Calls from the Bible: How to Avoid Becoming a Moral Cheapskate
You’re NOT the Boss of Me!
Bad Calls From the Bible: Dumb Promises You Can't Keep
Ask an Unreasonable Question, Get an Unreasonable Answer
So, Are We There Yet?
A Rabbi, A Tax Collector, and a Pharisee Walk into a Bar...
Hey! Are We LOST?
The Death of Schadenfreude
Putting in Your Contact Lenses While Standing on a Water Bed
Where the Journey Begins...
Tell Me Again Why I Should Read that Old Book
"It's Not About Us"
Other People's Prayers
Three Paths to Misery
Laying Down the L.A.W.
Welcome to a New Year!
Happy, Merry Sunday After Christmas!
The Unheavenly Host
How Far Is it to Christmas?
The Angel Started It: Blame Gabriel for 'The War on Christmas'
From Burnt Lips to Scarred Hands
Jesus W.F.I. Christ
Giving Thanks in all Circumstances
Parable of the Three Crayons
Sinner, Sinner, Sinner... Saint!
He Said He Needs It
So What Time Is It?
"Wisdom and Folly Enter a Bar..."
Because I Said So!
Always Wear Clean Underwear
Dogs, Cats, And Canaries
It Could Probably Happen To Me
So, About Those Friends of Yours...
Soft Shoulder, No Shoulder, Precipice
So, are you actually going to use that?
The Original Peter Principle
The Way We Want It To Be, The Way We Can Accept, And The Way It Is
Fat Calf UMC
Oh Grow Up!
When It’s Time to Do What It’s Time to Do!
Flowers, Chocolates, and Nails
What Would Jesus Want?
The Replacements: We've Got Men on the Ground
Wait. You Said What?
Amazed and Perplexed
Don’t Do What I Say, Say What I Do
As I Have Been Loved
Get A Bigger Bucket
LUM Follies Show
I KNOW Better Than That!
Jesus’ Bucket List
Game of Thrones
And Then Came the Silence
Is It Too Much To Expect A Little Clarity?
Kill the Messenger
Starting Like You Mean to Finish!
The Story: God Meets Girl
Exercising Heart Health: Extravagant Love
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news..."
Character Under Construction: Getting Ourselves "De-Scrooged"
Character Under Construction: “But Free” Obedience
I'll Be Damned
After Today, We Can’t Say We Don’t Know
So NOW What?
O Joseph, I'm So Tired
How Narrow and Short and Low and Small is the Love of God
The Journeys We Don't Choose...
Breaking the Bread, Sharing the Cup
Looking Back to Find Our Way Forward (NOT RECORDED)
Work Like You Don't Need the Money (NOT RECORDED)
After Today, We Can't Say We Don't Know (NOT RECORDED)
Going Mobile: When the Saints Go Marching Out
The Church of the Gifted
Apparently Size DOES Matter!
Reason #4 If You Knew What I Have Done, You Wouldn’t Want Me at Your Church
Churches are all about Money, Appearance, and Guilt
All Hat, No Cattle
The Ambidextrous Christian
Third Degree Love
Fear and Forgetfulness
When Times Get Tough...
God loves Atheists, Roman Centurions, Islamic Fundamentalists, Tea Party Conservatives AND Socialists. So Why Are W
10 Things I Think I Think About the Church
Greatest Love Story of All Time
Ask. Seek. Knock!
Excuse Me! I Have an Announcement!
Don't Just Stand There. Do Something!
Great Leaders Follow
Peculiar People Rock
Do Be Do Be
So What Makes You So Special?
War and Pestilence
Just How Connected Are You?
This Is Your Brother We're Talking About
"...To Save an All-in-All Relatively Good Person, Like Me."
I Want Mine Now!
Finding Your Place at the Table
Much Ado About "Nothing"
About that Cross...
Late One Night in a Jerusalem Diner
There Are None So Blind...
Lord of the Pawn, Flea Market, and Garage Sale
A Surprising Lenten Checklist
Definitely Not a Do It Yourself Project
It's Easy to Catch a Bobcat...
You Can Take it But You Just Can't Dish it Out!
At Least I Never Killed Anyone
The Meaning of Life
Following Jesus Into the World
What If the Navy Seals Ran the Inner-City ER?
The Nose in Front of Your Face
The Real Star of the Show
There Is a Season
The Dreaming Always Comes First!
The Christmas Willies
Wait for It. Wait for It!
Lamb in Lion's Clothing or Lion in Sheep's Clothing?
One World Under God
Out with Fantasy, In with Reality
The 80/20 Project: Whatever it Takes with Whoever Is Willing
Love Your Plan, Plan Your Love
O For a Thousand Tongues to Sing
Is Mitch My Man? Or A Man after Mitch's Own Heart
There's A Reason Windshields Are Larger Than Rearview Mirrors
What the Great Recession Can Teach Us: You're Not Gonna Like this Next Part
What the Great Recession Can Teach Us: We're All in This Together
What the Great Recession Can Teach Us: Richistan-Where Enough Is Never Enough
What the Great Recession Can Teach Us: Notorious I.B.G. and The Moral Hazards
What the Great Recession Can Teach Us: Why Are We Here
What the Great Recession Can Teach Us: Time for a Moral Recovery
Five Questions and the Future of Our Faith: Divine Constitution or Inspired Conversation
Five Questions and the Future of Our Faith: My Robotic Lord and Savior
A New Kind of Christianity? Who Are You Calling Disputations?
A New Kind of Christianity? The God Problem
Five Questions the Church Needs to Answer: A Place of Refuge and Peace?
Strange But True Stories from the Bible: Hey! That's a B-b-b-b-b-!
Strange But True Stories from the Bible: Sitting on a Word from God
Strange But True Stories from the Bible: Putting Aside Tent Pegs and Hammers - How to Best Deal with Bullies
Strange But True Stories from the Bible: The Plagues of Egypt
Father's Day Moment
Strange but True Stories from the Bible: No Turning Back
My First Sermon: On Any Given Sunday
My Last Sermon
My Last Check: The Awesome Power of One
My Last School Board Meeting
Celebrate Good Times, Come On!
My Last Facebook Update
The Last Lecture
Living with the End in Mind
The Lesson of the Vanishing Apostle
The Line in the Sand
Talking with Your Hands
They Make Glass Out of Sand, Don't They?
Why Can't You Be More Like Your Big Brother Jesus?
From a Distance
And The Winner For Best Supporting Disciple Goes To...
The Death of Partisan Politics
A Monument to the Unknown Apostle
Ask Dr. Tim, Again
Rising Above the Chaos (Again)
Not Getting Trapped in the Rubble, Part 2
A Dollar Doesnt Buy What it Used To: Fear of Not Having Enough Purchasing Power
Life Without Fear: The Wisdom to Distinguish One from the Other
Life Without Fear: What DON'T I have
Life Without Fear: What Are You Afraid Of?
Christmas Is for the Needy: Killinger's Christmas Paraphrase
Giving on Purpose
The Advent Conspiracy: When Less Is More
Just One Darned Conspiracy After Another
I Wish I Could Walk on Water
Is it the Philosophy or the Philosopher?
One Hungry Beggar to Another
On a Pillar or In the Trenches
When Christ Gets in Your Eye
When Being Right Is Wrong
Do You WANT to be Healed?
When Them Is Us
When Your Next Step Is a Leap
Jon - Kate + 8 = Reality Show Love
A Christian Response to Town Hall Tom and Terri
What Jesus Would Say to Michael Jackson?
At What Cost?
Bernie's First Billion: What Would You Do with 50 Billion Dollars?
The Best Advice
A Midsummer's Easter
How Would Jesus Apply: Straddling the Question
Moses and the Headhunter
Lost and Found
It's Time for A Change
Father's Day Message
Moving Beyong Justice
How to Handle a Bogart
Why Doesn't Prayer Work for Me?
Is Salvation by God, Through Jesus Alone, Exclusive And Extreme?
What's With All the Rules?
How Can Such Irrelevant Stuff Be Infallible?
What does God think about televangelists?
Why Do So Many Bad Drivers Belong to AAA?
No One Can Ruin a Funeral Like Jesus
Who is THIS?
Momma's Right Hand Boy
Those Unnamed (But Not Unknown)
Something Fishy About that Gold Coin
Last Night I Was Too Tired, And This Morning I'm In A Hurry
Jesus and the party of No
If You Are Willing...
Finding Your Parachute on the Way Down
Mean People, Part 2: The World As We See It
Mean People Stink, Part I
Back on the road...AGAIN!
Abraham and Sarah of Beersheba, Spiritual Directors and Church Consultants, Inc.
What Did You Get For Christmas?
The Messiah Slept Here
Christmas Myth Busters: A Real Mess
Christmas Myth #2: Are Jesus and Santa the SAME Person?
Christmas Myth Busters: If Santa Sees His Shadow During the Thanksgiving Parade, Does That Mean Six More Weeks of C
The Three Great Heresies of the 21st Century American Church
If Pastors Were Doctors, If Youth Group Had Try Outs, If Moral Character Produced Tax Deductions, and the Gospel Ca
When Jesus Decides To "Go Postal"
A Story to Tell
Worship matters: Everything I Needed to Know I Learned After the Sermon and Before the Coffee Hour
The God Who Is
Render Unto Caesar...
Keynote Address, The Reverend Timothy Burchill, Kingdom of God Party Convention 2008, The Gospel Truthiness
The Curse of Contentment's Tomb
Anger Makes Me SO Mad!
The Bride of the Green-eyed Monster
Invasion of the Happiness Snatchers
The Creature From The Heart's Lagoon
This is Supposed to be FUN, right?
There Ain't NO Fish in The Yard!
Knee Deep in Lessons on Life and Faith: A Gift Too Small...
Stuck? Revenge Is a Dish Best Not Served at All
Did you hear what Joseph did?
Stuck: God's Solvent For the Sticky Situations in Life: The Faithful Don't Fall Far From the Tree
Stuck? Who Gives the Dream, Who Gets the Dream, Who Grows Faithfully Into It
Why Can't We Just Get Along
It Doesn't Matter
It's Me. I can.
The Power, Purpose and Promise of the Cross: "As Those Who Go Forth To Live"
What Frank Capra Taught Me about the Cross or Mr. Pharisee Drops His Rock and Goes Back Home
The Nasty, Ugly, Inconvenient Cross
The Power, Purpose and Promise of the Cross: Mirror, Mirror on the Hill
Angles, Triangles, and Straight Lines: God's Geometry From 1 Corinthians
Beginning with the End in Mind
But, What if They Don't
Faith Killers and Church Busters
Why Beggars Make Lousy Lovers
What's Your Name?
Giving the Manger Another Look
Is THIS the One?
Stopping By the Jordan On the Way to Bethlehem
Sweet Little Jesus, We Didn't Know Who You Was
Greatest Mistakes in the Bible: Taking the Bible Really Seriously
Greatest Mistakes in the Bible: Not Accounting for Drift
The Mistake: Giving Gifts to the Ungrateful
What Would Jesus Say to Paris Hilton
What Would Jesus Say to Harry Potter
A World Without Jesus: One World God Tribe
Let the Children Come
A World Without Jesus: Staying and Straying
A World Without Jesus
Unleashing Your Inner Barney
Happy The Home Where 'No' Is There
The Hidden Curriculum
An Essay That Writes Itself
Hearts Hardened by Hope
Off Road Biking and Being Church
It's Sunday, But Monday's Coming [Easter message]
Love the Victim, Hate the Temptation to Become One [Maundy Thursday message]
Why We Do What We Do When We Do It [Palm Sunday message]
Learning to End with Beginning in Mind
Strong Shoulders, Casseroles, and Jumper Cables
Absence and Evidence
A Friend With Two Mothers
When Today's the Day
The Scariest People Jesus Ever Met
Kitchen Table Missionaries
It's Part of the Deal
Always the Cook; Never the Guest
The Advantages of Follow Through
Taking Brickianity Out To the Street
What Jesus Means When He Says "Fishing"
Beginning with the End in Sight
When Does Christmas Come?
Christmas Is an Invitation
The Five Gifts of the Magi
I Am Therefore I Do
Whispers Of Sweet Somethings In Our Ears
When More is Less
Greasing the Wheels that Never Squeak
The Lesson of the Five Balls
From Burnout to Balance: A Firm Foundation
Where the Sock Meets the Hamper
Balance: God's Prescription for a Hurried Lifestyle